Nerf Mjolnir Awards: do NOT call

The Do Not Call List needs to be replaced with a Call and Die List…

…if you call, a burst of electronic energy fries your entire computer system permanently, sending up a little mushroom cloud of consternation over your “corporation” and causing the neighbors to arrive with torches and pitchforks.

Take that telemarketers.

Why hasn’t someone invented this yet??????????

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