moronic inventions 101: a brief rant about potty accessories

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Tubeless toilet paper rolls in public restrooms…

  1. you can’t roll/turn them, they are continually stuck
  2. tons of shredded paper ends up on the floor, because you can’t turn the roll
  3. they are a pain in %(^$&%^$#& to put in the dispenser
  4. hand me the friggin bandaids
  5. they fall out
  6. all over the cruddy floor
  7. now that’s wasted
  8. stuck again
  9. shred shred shred
  10. sweep sweep sweep
  11. stuck shred sweep
  12. rinse repeat
  13. urge to smite all customers
  14. leftover core which cannot be used equals about forty two cardboard rolls
  15. because that won’t turn or fell out onto the cruddy floor and is now useless
  16. oh look, an entire roll just fell in the toilet
  17. call the plumber

WHO DESIGNED THIS MORONIC (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

I WANT TO GIVE YOU A FABULOUS CASE OF DIaRrHeA AND LOCK YOU IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM WITH ONLY THESE MORONIC ROLLS

friggin bring on the cardboard, at least you can recycle it

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